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Meh. [Jun. 10th, 2008|05:35 pm]
Down down down down down. And more down. That is all.

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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2006|06:22 pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September likeneontubing and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I broke venussuperfly's X-Box (-12 points). In June I helped litany hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I turned siren_rose in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (468 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!


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There's a bit in there that had me chortling merrily to myself.
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Arumba! Da dummm Dumm dummmm! [Dec. 5th, 2006|07:17 am]
Get the impression I should really update this. What with people calling me random nobhead and dick and so forth..... ;)
Actually, not much to update. Having second thoughts about an email I sent to the Office and whole Bingo team while drunk thou... Hold on...

Trish says:


I am finding myself becoming a litle bit annoyed with our ''stalkers'' who constantly ask us every 5 minutes for a quiz.

You see them going from room to room looking for a quiz as running out of money.

I got asked today at 4.05pm.. i started at 4pm then have been asked every 10 mins by the same person following me, its now getting to the stage where its harrassing for us cms by certain players, and at times interupting a room full of chat.

They asking us what time what room etc, at first were fun but with these players its spoiling it and now a chore and dread seeing there names pop up in rooms!

Any ideas what to say to them to put it gently to back off as getting on cms nerves constantly harrassing us??

Trish xx

Jane replies...

Here here, I say ban them all. Even while I'm doing a quiz I get harrassed by them, and clh in particular gets very unpleasant if she isn't getting the quid she thinks she deserves from each cm.


I couldn't resist.

Hear hear. I wish I had some constructive criticism, but I don't. I just have a list of players that I want to hunt down and kill with rifles. And not just small bore. A big fuck-off elephant gun which would leave little tatters of membrane all over the bingo boards.

In fact, I'd probably go so far as to write "QUIZ WHORE" in big letters through the congealing remains. And then use the goo that is smeared across my fingers to write "Muhahahaha." across the decaying bodies.

Then I shall pee on them.

I followed up with an email...

"And then point and laugh."

If I'm still in a job, I'll tell you how it pans out.

Anyway, lemme think. Trying to do a quickie cos is 06.13 in the morning and I want to get to bed. And our James is getting ready for work Hahahah. Let's see...

Had a lock in in the Borough with Grant and Spanky tonight. Massive Fanny Gaz was going to come, but Thank God didn't. Um, won Buskers a while ago, shaky knees and all. And have just learned It Must Be Love by Madness on Piahhhhno. The start anyway. Impressed my Ma no end hehe. Can't think of much else....


Apart from -

If you want me to talk to you, try not to abuse me randomly at 2 in the morning. That is all. ;-)

aj x


Was out with big Kev Thongor in Pure. He strippped to the waist and sang. Twas most **insert word**
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Nicked from Jill-do [Sep. 10th, 2006|11:55 pm]

My Personality
Openness To Experience
Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report

MySpace Codes, MySpace Layouts and hi5 by Pulseware Survey Software


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Manbot [Sep. 3rd, 2006|03:48 pm]
Haven't been able to log in for the last few days due to the kindly people at LJ thinking I am a Bot. Now, I may be a bot in the conventional sense, but not in the way of trawling t'net. So anyway, sent an email and they were very happy to reinstate me as a normal human bean and not a cyborg killing machine.


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Couple of things... [Aug. 23rd, 2006|12:15 am]
Heyho my leetle multicheerios.

Just a few unconnected and random things masquerading as an LJ post. Let's get holistic on this shit. Shabba.

Lemme think. Right, revision to the Bumsex scale. Officially voted on and accepted by the founder members of the Andy's Bum Sex Club:

The Bumsex Scale

No. Vodka Shots Name

0 - Andy's Virgin Bumsex
1 - Andy's Rimjob
2 - Andy's Bumsex (the original and best bumsex)
3 - Andy's Anal Rape
4 - Andy's Anal Fissure
5+ - Andy's Rectal Prolapse

Now that that's official, what else...

Oh aye, went to the casino and won £120 on blackjack with which I have cleared outstanding debts to people. And this morning my payslip came through the door which means that this is the first time in months that I don't have to shell out to anyone from my wages. Oh happy days.

I had a third. Oh aye, came across this and it still has me wetting myself laughing:

"Children's entertainer Wee Jimmy Krankie has been taken to hospital with head injuries after falling 10ft off a pantomime beanstalk in Glasgow."

Oh how I laughed.

Night night sweetums. Off to make sponge cakes and ravish Queen Victoria.

aj x
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Oooops [Aug. 20th, 2006|06:05 pm]
Just realised that I kinda dropped off the face off the earth for a while... lol. Have been working and a little off, so I'm still alive but Bingo mad. Love you all and am missing parties.:(


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Interesting Survey Site deely [Aug. 10th, 2006|12:15 am]
Sends you emails of surveys and pay you 50p/£1 each one. Get to £50 and you can withdraw it by cheque. Canny. I'm upto a fiver already hehe.


You get entered into prize draws n'all. Tiny bit cash for nowt really. They email you the surveys you are elegible for so you don't have to keep checking.

aj x
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Reet let's see... [Aug. 2nd, 2006|03:50 pm]
Quick update I think.

Got a letter today from the compensation company saying that they've reviewed ny case and my injuries weren't bad enough for me to claim. Which is fair enough as I'd forgotten about it anyway. May appeal, may not - I'll have a word with wor Father.

Pissing down with rain, which better clear up for the weekend as am off up to The Cottage of Rock with the lads for a pissup, a barbecue and to shoot things. Should be fun.

Urrrrm... Ooo, have been doing exercise! As anyone who's talked to me in the last week will know as haven't stopped bleating on about it...:D Bearing in mind I haven't done owt for 6 years, I'm quite enjoying it, weights and wotnot. Ho hum, it passes the time. Can't think of much else...

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Oh no. [Jul. 28th, 2006|02:56 pm]
What shall I do? I just got myself banned from the Sunderland Message Board. Fuck, now how will I fill up the hours...

Didn't even have the good grace to use correct grammar...

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